my mom bought this thing for my neck and it’s called “Happy Neck”
OCTOBER IS NEXT WEEK
when people start getting close to your friends
does anyone else have this other self they’ve created in their mind that is not really exactly you irl but is more like what you want to be and has a life that continues in your head with like weird continuing daydreams but they’re not perfect or anything and wow i forget where i was going with this
dry shampooing my way through life
THE BIBLE SAID ADAM AND EVE NOT ADAM BOUGHT 60 WATERMELONS
bury me in armor so I’ll be ready for the skeleton war
why is his fricking chest uncovered? that’s ppor planning right there
what are you gonna do?
stab a skeleton in the heart?
no, I’ll play their rib bones like xylobones and destroy the morale of the skeleton army with my sick and delightful xylobone playing
Does anyone else have a moment of deep depression when they don’t have headphones when they need them the most?
who unfollowed me
No, friendship is NOT about “supporting your friends even when you know they’re wrong.”
That’s not friendship. That’s being an enabler. That’s being an accomplice.
Friendship is loving someone enough to tell them to stop being a goddamn idiot before they ruin their lives.
If they expect anything else, they’re not looking for friends. They’re looking to join a gang.
Fine. Your call. But I’m going to be part of your gang.